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Intro
00:51
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Suckmedog
01:51
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I see my dog, get unzipped, and slide my meat between his lips.
He loves to show his favorite trick, his tail wags with every lick.
Don't judge me when I'm home alone; I'm just a bro trying to score some dome.
When the ladies aren't down to work my pipes, its time to give the dog a bone.
Suckmedog (sit)
Suckmedog (stay)
Man's best friend, always loyal.
Suckmedog (shake)
Suckmedog (suck)
Time to please your master.
They're so used to eating shit, they salivate for my banana split.
In all my days of canine head I've never known a dog to spit.
Don't judge me when I'm home alone; I'm just a bro trying to score some dome.
When the ladies aren't down to work my pipes, its time to give the dog a bone.
Suckmedog (sit)
Suckmedog (stay)
Man's best friend, always loyal.
Suckmedog (shake)
Suckmedog (suck)
Time to please your master.
My dog loves to fetch my balls.
My dog loves to fetch my balls.
Suck (suck) me (me) dog.
Suck (suck) me (me) dog.
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Sleepman
02:26
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Don't give him a sandwich if he wants to eat.
Sleepman kills a hoagie, and he falls asleep.
Dreaming of feet.
Toe-sucking aficionado.
Sleepman (very tired)
Sleepman (always sleeping)
Sleepman (very allergic to wheat)
Pitman (very smelly)
Pitman (so resourceful)
Pitman (look into his armpit inventory)
Don't have what you want ? Pit's got what you need.
Call upon his holy name. You shall pray like this:
Our Pitman who art in heaven,
Hallowed be they fucking name.
Sleepman (very tired)
Sleepman (always sleeping)
Sleepman (very allergic to wheat)
Pitman (very smelly)
Pitman (so resourceful)
Pitman (look into his armpit inventory)
Sleepman always saves the day, with Pitman by his side,
Punching bad guys in the dick until they run and hide.
Wheat is Sleepman's kryptonite; with grains hes got to watch it.
Pitman's super powers can be twarted by Axe Chocolate.
Sleepman (very tired)
Sleepman (always sleeping)
Sleepman (very allergic to wheat)
Pitman (very smelly)
Pitman (so resourceful)
Pitman (look into his armpit inventory)
Sleepman (very tired)
Sleepman (always sleeping)
Sleepman (very allergic to wheat)
Pitman (very smelly)
Pitman (so resourceful)
Pitman (look into his armpit)
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War Of The Hobos
03:50
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Two hobos,
One milk carton.
In a land of arctic chill
They war to keep their very lives.
Nemen has a gray beard,
Lemen has a mullet.
Nemen hid his treasure,
So Lemen went and stole it.
War of the hobos.
They quarrel over empty jugs.
War of the hobos.
Friend or foe, no one knows.
War of the hobos.
To anybody not involved
War of the hobos.
These videos really blow.
The treasure had been buried
Beneath the yellow snow.
This clue was the missing link
That Lemen had to know.
Upon a patio they dueled.
A hobo showdown would decide who
Got the treasure. Nemen lost
And Lemen dropped him off the side.
War of the hobos.
They quarrel over empty jugs.
War of the hobos.
Friend or foe, no one knows.
War of the hobos.
To anybody not involved
War of the hobos.
These videos really blow.
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